Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time
Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably
my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy
i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’